Palin or Coulter? The choice is yours

Writing for the Huffington Post, Joseph Palermo says horny men explain the popularity of Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter:

Coulter, like Sarah Palin, is used to being surrounded by a gaggle of star-struck horny white Republican men who lob her soft balls and nod in agreement with all her übermenchen social theories.

That's what they all say, you derivative prick.

But since the derivative prick started it, let's muse on this for a few minutes, since you think about it every 52 seconds anyway, according to studies*. Who'd you pick? Let it percolate for a bit; don't be rash; these things need forethought.

For my General, Duke of Hazard, Servile Scepter, Hidden Atlantis, it's not even close. Ann Coulter looks like a cross between a gazelle, an ostrich, and a starving dill pickle. But I know some people are into that.

*if you're female, consult with your hormones. Or if you watch the L-word, your DVR.