The New York Times unveils Washington's Dream Republican team of hoopsters, complete with scouting reports.
South Dakota Senator John Thune:
Top player in Senate gym. Shoots free throws as well as he rebounds.
Nevada Senator John Ensign:
Killer 3-pointer from NBA range.
Arizona Rep. Jeff Flake:
Leading House player. Star of GOP teams.
Illinois Rep. John Shimkus:
Honed skills at West Point. Coaches at Holy Cross Lutheran Church and School.
Tennessee Rep. Zach Wamp:
Aggressive on defense.
(note: I heard Strom Thurmond threw in the towel and retired a few years ago.)
[Hat tip: The Hill]
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