Ticket of Dreams: Palin/Plumber 2012

The Christian Science Monitor wonders whether Joe the Plumber will run for George Voinovich's open seat in 2012. They're half-joking; half-serious. Kind of like Italy in World War 2.

But here's your ticket that guarantees Oklahoma in 2012: Sarah Palin/Joe the Plumber. What would we do without Oklahoma's four six three seven electoral votes? You think we can offset that shit with Connecticut?

Tommy Christopher plans it:

... when Sarah Palin is casting about for a running mate, the Dems can leak memo after memo about how afraid they are that she'll pick Joe.

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