All here.
Barack Obama straight out of Boogie Nights; Joe Biden before he Borked Bork; Nancy Pelosi before she became Nancy Pelosi; John McCain before he... never mind, he's still kind of a dick; Sarah Palin looking un-hotter; Mike Huckabee with a squirrel he ate on his hair; George W. Bush like he just invaded another country; George H.W. Bush like he just realized what his son had done; Bill Clinton like Monica and Gennifer just turned on Tiffany; Jimmy Carter still reeling from 20% interest rates; Al Gore intent on saving the high school from graffiti (he's moved onto bigger things); Dick Cheney appearing the nicest, most sensible and stable of the bunch; and Rudy G before he spent $1 billion for one vote.
[Hat tip: Huffington Post]